Hot cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner, oh and did I mention sauna and hot tub..
Date = 1/1/2018
Day 42 (Expedition) Day 48 (Antarctica)
Location = No man’s land
Coordinates – S86 28.559’, W88 31.867’
Altitude = 1920m
Temperature = -20C
Wind speed / direction = 6-10 knot ESE
Windchill = – 20C
Distance travelled = 20km
Distance remaining = 795km

New Year’s Day, not quite escaped No man’s land.
We weren’t expecting much for today, based on the forecast, so we’re kind of pleased with the 20km we managed to grab first thing at the limit of the wind direction we can use.
Low expectations, high hopes for this leg of the journey and the year ahead!!
The visibility started poor and deteriorated to the point where you wouldn’t be able to see a man eating crevasse right in front of you so we stopped.
It’s very strange kiting in bad visibility. With flat light and no surface contrast you can’t tell which way is up. All you can see is the pretty, colourful kite dancing through the grey and white. At one point I couldn’t tell if I was moving or not, until I hit a bump and fell over.
Thankfully it appears tomorrow the wind finally swings in our favour and for few days we have SE/ SSE wind. Although it’s due to be very light, so perhaps not the gallop we want to be able finally break out from no man’s land.
This is day 42 in the deep field, and although we’re in good shape and spirits, we’re ready to see that checkered flag appear over the ever shifting horizon. We still have 500 miles to go! And if / when the conditions line up, we are excited for some quality kiting and a little more of what has been rare type 1 fun.
But with so much down time in the last week, confined to clothes, sleeping bag and now tent, we are permanently permeated with the slightly sickening odour of post-digestion dehy; one can’t help pondering some the delights the near future holds.
The remote outpost of Union Glacier is an emerald city in my imagination. The food there is genuinely delicious and all you can eat. Currently the thought of the hot cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner is actually making my mouth water. And beer and wine… so close but so far… and seats and tables and heated spaces. Then there are the hot showers fed by giant snow melters. And a set of clean clothes. And a real toilet with a seat that’s not windy or -30C.
When we get back to Punta Arenas it’s going to be a giant meat fest. Steak and lamb from the Asado. Those amazing burgers from Lomitos, my gosh they are good, stuffed with Avacado and chill sauce.
After an hour of scrubbing in a hot power shower with luck they’ll be a sauna and a hot tub in our hotel and we can sip cold beers as we sweat the last of the dehy. from our system. And reminisce with pride and joy about our fraught but funny journey to of the Earth.
And within just a few days we will soon take those luxuries for granted. We will have forgotten the squalor and smell and doldrums of no man’s land and our minds will soon drift back to the golden moments of our most excellent adventure. The camaraderie and challenge. Our 6 weeks away from the rest of humanity, where our entire world and wellbeing lived in a sledge we never left.
And then soon we’ll be home in our respective corners of Earth. Mark returns to true summer in the beautiful sun-blessed playground of Wanaka in New Zealand, where his wife and friends are BBQ-ing on the beach right now.
Jean to his ancient village in the southern Alps. So far it sounds like a good winter with lots of snow down in the valley. I’m sure he can’t wait to play in the snow with his 5 year old son, Malo who is learning to ski.
For me back to the ever green lake district. My two team mates, both being from places with 300 days per year of sunshine, give me lots of grief about living somewhere where it rains so much. We prefer to call it very green. And I can’t wait to get back to those mossy old walls, old oak forests and comforting colours of home.
But of course what I crave the most is to be with my family and enjoy some of the simple life with the full assistance of all creature comforts and supported all modern conveniences available.
Enjoy what you have. It is not until it is gone you realise its value.
[Leo]
Was so pleased to see you did manage some KS. Funny isn’t it how you’ve dreamed for may several years about this trip and now you are dreaming of that hot shower LOL Its that hot shower with plenty of water we seem to miss the most when its not there. Wishing you those winds tomorrow so you will be out in the fresh air all day !!!! LOL Cheers Glenda
“Enjoy what you have. It is not until it is gone you realise its value.”
Spot on Leo.
Great blog for us to read today, even though it is a bit of a grind for you chaps these last few, becalmed-in- the-wilderness, days. Perhaps you could bottle some tent odour so you’ll have something to remind you of the tent!
You’re getting nearer to home every day, so glad you’re all well and in good spirits even if a bit smelly. Fingers crossed for that elusive wind but keep up the plodding in the meantime. See you soon (preferably after your shower) x
Happy new year guys!
Keep your spirits high, the SSE wind will return and you’ll be cruising, savouring that type 1 fun again! The very green lakes has gone white and very green again over night and its raining for a change currently. Soon you’ll be home telling this epic tale, but you know how type 2 fun works!… Keep battling, the rewards will all be worth it.
Thank you for sharing..
Sounds as if your in the quick sand of the surreal..
Good luck with the wind!!
Its all just a matter of time, and that fabric of it that turns back upon itself or catches that breeze which propells you forward
les meilleurs souhaits que nous pouvons formuler c’est: -pas de crevasse
-bonne visibilité
– et un bon vent
et un bon bain , nous sommes nous pauvres”civilisés” sensibles aux odeurs
bisessss jy
Your ‘story’ tells us of the real feelings you must be all experiencing so I will have an extra hot shower today for you. I can see you still all have your sense of humour and sensibilities.
Hi guys .
keep your sprits up and keep heading towards the beer wine and good food
keep on trucking mark
regards froggie queenstown nz
Just as well you can look forward to a preliminary clean up at Union Glacier Camp……or else the Punta Arenas hotel might not let you in!
My hope for the day: that favourable winds and visibility will let you ENJOY the rest of your journey and finish on the high note that you deserve.
Sue
I agree with Sue, can’t wait to read that you’ve had a couple of days of perfect wind and big distances covered. It’ll come 🙂
Paella, ham, deer stew with homemade french fries, sweet/white wine mix, crag, 15min walking from that excellent food offer… great place to be with the kids. Grazalema. Quite close from here… hope to take you there.
Beautifully written thank you. Yet again, your perspective and optimism tells so much about your success in adventure. Reading your blog is a real insight into the mindset of what makes someone in extreme circumstances succeed. Thank you.
So you have dehy then?
I have never heard of this before, is it an abbreviation or something?
It’s certainly green here today in Staveley lad, got to go into.Kendall later for some shopping, mainly wine and ink for the printer so I can print my boarding pass for next week’s trip to Calp with a bunch of old sports climbing, three weeks of that… Yea baby